spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.

Jack, settle down ya spastic head

by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016

Spastic

Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily

Luke: oh here comes the spastic

Peter: he’s our friend!

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

psycho spastic

Someone who is crazy and disabled

Sadie is in a psychiatric ward and in a wheelchair therefore she is a psycho spastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024