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spanglotard

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.
"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."
by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002
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Spanglican

Abraham T. Spanglican; known more commonly as Spanglican or the Spangli-Man. derived from the ancient Narwali words "Spaange" and "Licran" and roughly translates to Wielder of the Knives.
Spanglican's trip to Europe ended in tragedy when customs agents discovered his massive cache of smuggled American hamburgers thanks to an anonymous tip; many bothans died to bring them that information.
by Elemeno P Quares January 2, 2004
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when you bust a load on a girls face and then throw confetti in it
dude why is there confetti on your floor?
oh i got a star spangled blowjob last night
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spana

a sexy yung lad wiv a rather large penis
hello spana
by laura March 11, 2003
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Scanal

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"I hooked up with Andrew last night at a Soft Cell concert. He gives good head, but has a real dirty Scanal passage."
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Spangledorph

A bundle of long, silver hairs that protrude beyond the nostrils and which are often smothered in mucus.
Ewww, the cold day has frozen your spangledorph!
by O W L S March 9, 2009
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Spangalito

A spangalito. A man in his late twenties, early thirties, who has yet to settle down or have any sort of defined career path. Takes a lot of illegal substances, and thinks it is very cool to do so, although everyone else thinks they are scum. Usually sporting long hair, may play an instrument, or paint, generally scruffy clothes. They have trouble communicating, and using mumble and grunt. Have very low IQs. Are usually smelly wannabe hippies. Often mistaken for tramps or hobos. Society see them as a waste of space, as never work, wash or have any positive impact of the world around then.
Dude, look at the state of that Spangalito - he looks like he hasn't washed in days...
by cloudmoon February 5, 2010
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