Socialism

A system of society or group living in which there is no private property.

You know the storey:

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

What Socialism would do.

Steal a fish from one guy and give it to another--and keep doing that on a daily basis--and make the first guy pissed off, and make the second guy lazy and dependent on the government. Then tell the second guy that the first guy is greedy for wanting to keep the fish he caught. Then the second guy will cheer for more stealing of fish. Then the government can prohibit anyone from fishing without getting permission from them. Then expand the racket, stealing fish from more people and buying the loyalty of others and get the recipients of the stolen fish to act as their hired thugs.

by thafer January 13, 2019

Socialism

A type of government that is between Capitalism and Communism. Socialism is a watered down form of communism and anyone who believes in it are communist who hate freedom.

I don’t own anything, the givement owns my stuff because my country’s government is socialism.

by Chuckiewhite82 December 5, 2017

Socialism

socialism is when fabian gets no bitches

fabian is a socialism

by WanksEveryDay March 1, 2022

Socialism

A a theory and system of economics where there is no hamburger.

McDonald's ran out of hamburgers... It must be because of socialism and the commies!

by zKevinTheCat January 14, 2022

a social

when you pop outside with a few friends for a fag or two

"Right lads, anyone for a social?"

by Ben Reilly November 3, 2008

Social

Sexual stimulation by casual conversation, often to the point of orgasm.

I went to a social with my cousin yesterday, it was pretty fun.

Dude what the fuck!?

by CommunistGrouchoMarx September 25, 2018

Socialism

A pseudo-dictatorial system of government in which the elected officials rule with virtually totalitarian power. Citizens ruled by such regimes are forced to give up inordinate amounts of hard earned money in the form of ridiculously high taxes. This money goes to raise the standard of living for the impoverished who themselves are often perfectly capable of providing for themselves. Essentially, socialism is theft of hard earned assets to bring up the bottom line.

Socialism is proposterous in theory and horrendous in practice.

by Gfg March 15, 2017