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snowman me

Similar to bukkake. To snowman someone is to cover their body in semen so that they resemble a snowman
"Oooh baby you and your friends should snowman me tonight"
by Bennyboovapes June 12, 2017
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African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.
"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."
by asmartfellow January 3, 2014
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snowman's land

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011
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Mexican Snowman

The act of shoving, thrusting, or injecting with force sand and ice cubes into ones vagina. Some have called it the Egg McMuffin of anal blasts. A Mexican Snowman was first seen in Paris Hilton's slutty pussy. Commonly used by women (and in rare occurances, men) of the Ginger breed.

-Common side effects of a Mexican Snowman include itching, queefs, wetardz, bein a bitch, depression, internal bleeding, impregnation by Satan, and drinking out of cups.
Frosty the Snowman was on a vacation in Mexico when J-Lo asked him if he wanted a Mexican Snowman in his icy vaginal cavity. "HeHeHeHwooaah! Why sure my feisty little gorilla girl!" said Frosty as the ho thrusted the sand in there.
by I am batman. February 3, 2012
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Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.
Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.
by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009
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snowman slaughter

(verb.) the random act of driving around town and killing as many innocent snowmen as possible
" Dude, we totaly just went snowman slaughtering the other day"
by bd42191 February 4, 2010
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snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.
Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"
by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008
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