Sneak-Attext

When someone sends you a text pointing out something that's wrong or doesn't quite fit in the scenario, but at the same time you act as if you never got a text because it's rather personal.

Yo we were on the bus with this guy we just met and he was a little too social, so my friend Novian sent me a sneak-attext saying not to mention where we were headed off to when we got off. If he were to follow us, things would've gotten real awkward.

by The Marvelous Christian October 2, 2009

Product Sneaks

To show the press your product so you can attract potential licensee software developers as well as drum up new business.

"Geez Bill, how did you get your program developed so quickly?"

"Well, Timmy, I used a little something called Product Sneaks to expose my program to the world!"

by Jayy1989 April 26, 2010

sneak skeet

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

by invasionpictures August 5, 2009

sneak date

(n.) A two person outing in which one party is unaware that the outing is a date until it is in progress.

He said we were just going to grab coffee and study for finance but when I arrived and saw him overdressed and drenched in cologne I became painfully aware it was a sneak date!

by RhetoricalRed September 12, 2009

Sneak Peek

Secretly watching porn in a friends house with other people present, but unaware.

Guy 1: hey what are you watching?
Guy 2: nothing...
Guy 1: is that porn?!?!
Guy 2: uhhhhhhh...
Guy 3: get the fuck out of my house!!!!
Guy 2: I was just getting a sneak peek!

by Cranman11 May 27, 2016

pimp on the sneak

a pimp on the low walking the streets, attending your school, going to your parties and you'd never know because he's playing your girl right under your nose and walks out cool without a scratch on him (except those on his back from your girl's nails)

Marcus-"Damn, Wes is a pimp on the sneak. He's slangin' all the hoes because his game is so fly, but on the low for real. If you turn your neck, your dame will go missin'!"

by fosacchi May 3, 2006

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 19, 2005