cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 20, 2023

Smooch Bait

A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.

I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.

Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.

by Smoochbait December 22, 2022

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

smooch it up

This is an expression often used when you are watching a show and you want two people to kiss or “smooch it up”.

(This term is often used by chronically obsessed drama watchers who are very impatient with the progression of smooching)

Come on, just smooch it up already!

It’s time to smooch it up.

by mymelody1145 January 15, 2024