slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.

Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.

by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010

slippery tunnel

A sexual term which entails someone jacking off a man. When he cums in the hand of that person, he/she rubs it all over their fist to lubricate it, and proceeds to fist him anally.

Jill took Jack on a ride through the slippery tunnel.

by Carmela Morrison October 8, 2007

Slippery Elf

When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.

"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

Slippery Willy

The nickname given to former president Bill Clinton for slinging dick and being a sand-baggin son of a bitch.

Slippery Willy did have sexual relations with the woman.

by Gator Johnny July 8, 2019

Slippery Marlin

Hung by the feet from a structure in a foreign country and a person of the same sex throat fucks you. (Girl on girl requires a strap on) popular among older out of college spring breakers or work trip people.

Did you hear about the annual sales trip?!? John slippery marlin’d with Mike. HR is loving it.

Jane purple slippery marlin’d jane.

Why is it called purple slippery marlin?
Color of the strap on.

by Trevor1983 April 13, 2019

Slippery straw

A straw, when given from a batista, where she makes it slippery by sliding it between her pu$$y lips before putting it in the drink.

Barista: Would you like a slippery straw with your white chocolate white coffee mocha?

Dustyman: yes please! I love getting a slippery straw!

by bigjaydaddy May 5, 2020