Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating
Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars
Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars
Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
by Ash Boens June 2, 2020

Sex position for three people created by Rocky Flintstone, author of the Belinda Blinked series. You hump one person, while eating the other's asshole until full.
Maeve asked Belinda and Tony if they would be interested in a hump and skunk while they were hiding at the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights safe house.
by gwenstefannypack September 23, 2019

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017

Queue the intro music.. Here comes the fucking Mud Skunk, G'ed up in his gucci highsocks and non-slick boots ready to plunge the prolapse.
by Carl Boykin May 23, 2020

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

Foul-smelling genitals. Usually used by females referring to a male's genitals, but is becoming increasingly popular for males to refer to a foul-smelling vagina as "skunk junk."
"I went down on Rob and he had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever had the displeasure of encountering!" exclaimed Joyce.
"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"
"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"
"Kristen told be I had skunk junk, so now I lather up my cock and balls with soap on a daily basis!"
"If Bob wants his evening blow job, he'll have to take care of that chronic case of skunk junk ASAP!"
by WordWally June 19, 2009
