shit

verb: don't lie, joke, bullshit

-I swear, it's the truth!
-Dude, don't shit.

by S. C. March 24, 2007

shit

crystal meth

Hey man I need some shit, you think I could get a thirty from ya?

by Bowl Roller August 23, 2010

shit

dude. dont search up shit in the urban dictionary.

dumb blonde: whats "shit"?
guy: just, just leave.

by somebody you used to know February 12, 2013

shit

What you take.

I just took a shit.

by DunkinDonuts November 27, 2013

shit

synonyms: poop poo crap

my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin

the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out

the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items

the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum

by redninja141 December 30, 2009

shit

slang, noun.
Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth

Tweakers smoke shit out of a quag

by bobles January 11, 2008

shit

A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''

You don't know John Shit

by Archyyyy January 8, 2009