shariing

To have no expression. To stare into space. To have absolutely no thoughts. Basically, to not give a shit. If someone asks you a question, you'll simply nod your head and pretend you understood, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.

Bitch: ew 0mg lyke look at that dude
Bitch's friend: w0w whut tha fuq?
Not a bitch: shut up bitches, he's just shariing.

Person at party: Yo where's your bathroom at?
Host of party: *nods head*
Person at party: Dude, stop shariing, I really have to take a shit

Stoner: Pass the blunt bro
Person shariing: *looks into space hitting blunt*
Stoner: I feel you dude

by teegeee January 16, 2011

shankin'

Hanging out trying to be cool.

All the Tweens are at the Mall Shankin' (hanging out)

by Gre'z November 29, 2013

sharing spit

Sharing spit is slang for making out. It literally describes the act of making out, because usually when two people are kissing with tongue spit is exchanged. It could be used in a negative or positive way depending on who you're talking about (but usually used negatively, e.g. when talking about a conniving weasel of a girl cheating on her faithful boyfriend.)

Mackenzie: Hey, Shawna, did you see Khloe sharing spit with that white boy at the game?
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.

by manda15 December 3, 2013

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock

2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson.
Valid valedictorian 26 milky ways..
President Johnson
Shakin' hands with president Johnson right here.
I don't know if I can ever fill dads shoes I don't know if I can ever be..
Shakin' Hands with President Johnson

by YYEE and might I add HA HA HA June 2, 2016

Sharmine

A beautiful creature that came down from heaven

Sharmine is my idol and i admire him so much

by Wapak May 23, 2018

Sharkando

he is the strongest being on the universe he also have a giant dick

omg sharkando is so big

by joemama12321321312312132132 March 26, 2020

parallel snarking

1. v. - the act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too small.

2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel parking.

1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty hard."

Driver: "Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."

2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and pull forward until you stick the landing?

Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."

by scatterfan September 16, 2009