Secondary school

A piss take,, full of cockey year 7s acting all hard, year 8s being chavs and thinking they’re well cool, year 9s being hoes and doing makeup everywhere they go, year 10s thinking they’re solid because they in ks4 and year 11s being depressed because of GCSEs....stay well away because everyone is chavvy and will try and beat u up because they think they hard.

Year 10s tryna get through the corridor: Oi m8 get out the FuCkInG way
Year 8s: U WOT M8
Year 10s: U wanna go fam
Year 8s: c’mon en blud try me
*year 8s and year 10s fight in corridor*

Example 2
Year 9 girl: hey ur kinda cute
Year 11 boy: ye u peng aswell

Year 9 girl: wanna link
Year 11 boy: ye sure fam

Example 3
*Year 7 bumps into a year 8*
Year 7: go fuck yourself u fucking shithole pussy ass bitch
Year 8 *confused*: do u even know what u sayin fam

Stay away from Secondary school

by Bdjeksk August 30, 2019

Second Drink

When you are done drinking your alcoholic beverage and the remaining ice melts to form a watered down version of said alcholic beverage.

"Alright, I think its gone"
"no wait, when the ice melts, its like second drink"
"second drink? amazing"

by Borba March 24, 2006

second-guess

criticise or correct on hindsight

do not second-guess my idea .

by Tallbhazzi January 27, 2019

Secondary Crush

The person who you really like, just not as much as someone else (the primary crush). This is not to be confused with the rebound crush, who is the person who you like mainly to distract yourself.

"So you like Alan more than Joe?"
"Yeah, Joe is my secondary crush, but Alan is my primary crush."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

Second Hand Gravy

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.

"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"

by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008