When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 14, 2020
Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature
“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022
Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.
by akumathekroc October 30, 2023
A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.
Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.
by Mr.Hangover July 06, 2023
by Piss Bitch September 23, 2020