Schrödinger's 4chan

The idea that a 4chan user is both a minority and not until you get direct confirmation

Schrödinger's 4chan is put into effect whenever someone on 4chan says a slur which is literally all of the time so technically it is a constant and will always be in effect

by ReligionAndPoliticsOftenMakePe October 28, 2022

Schrödinger's chat

1) Schrödinger's chat is: When someone states a position and decides whether they actually believe it or not AFTER observing how others respond to it

Or

2) When someone deliberately both simultaneously means (as if being genuine) and doesn’t mean (as if being sarcastic) something they say, so as to signal different interpretations to different audiences at the same time. This winning the game of being the coolest in the room!

Did Miquita Oliver ever mean anything she said, or was it just Schrödinger's chat?

by Reudini April 20, 2021

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.

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by SchroFag October 28, 2022

Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.

Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021

Schrödinger’s Inquiry

Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.

The McRib is great, but I have Schrödinger’s Inquiry about what’s in it.

by akumathekroc October 30, 2023

Schrödinger's Thot

Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.

Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"

by farco_ June 3, 2021