Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.

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by SchroFag October 28, 2022

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrödinger’s Smartass

A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.

Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.

Bruh: what do you mean?

Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.

by Don't pre order April 4, 2020

Schrödinger's 4chan

The idea that a 4chan user is both a minority and not until you get direct confirmation

Schrödinger's 4chan is put into effect whenever someone on 4chan says a slur which is literally all of the time so technically it is a constant and will always be in effect

by ReligionAndPoliticsOftenMakePe October 28, 2022

Schrödinger's Trap

When you combine Schrödinger's cat with anime Traps.

Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.

"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."

or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou

"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."

by SidloCZ May 8, 2023

Schrödinger’s Inquiry

Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.

The McRib is great, but I have Schrödinger’s Inquiry about what’s in it.

by akumathekroc October 30, 2023