Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,
I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .
Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop
by filipgrk October 23, 2017
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Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.
by Truck you 59 December 08, 2024
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scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
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Naked Scandinavian

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night
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Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.
Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.
by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
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Scandinavian pop tart

When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 13, 2018
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