Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.

Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."

by gussandst November 17, 2023

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .

Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop

by filipgrk October 23, 2017

Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation

Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.

by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024

Scandinavian Butt Sex

this is where you stick it into your partner and you both try to do a backflip simultaneously without taking it out. Like keep it in fully and achieve a backflip and landing it.

Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that

by TheRealCornball December 7, 2024