The act of taking a serious poop on the scalp of another and vigorously caressing it into their roots.
by AlaLobstah January 2, 2011
Get the Scandinavian Toupeemug. When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.
Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.
by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021
Get the Scandinavian Bean Flickmug. When you have sex with one girl from each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Denmark and Norway) at the same time.
by Loco Latino March 7, 2019
Get the Scandinavian Jackpotmug. A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Barmug. Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
Get the Scandinavian Handshakemug. An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Womb-Ferretmug. by i_tuTle May 11, 2023
Get the Scandinavian cuthulumug.