1. When a man places his nuts on over the eyes of a woman laying down.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.
1. Hey bro, I pulled the tanning salon on my bitch last night, she couldn't see shit.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.
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An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
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