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Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater
Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA
by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.
I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.
by Sudberry January 7, 2022
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Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.
damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite
by chefcanyon January 15, 2022
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smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.
Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm
by HillClint January 15, 2022
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smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.
"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"
by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021
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ohio skibidi smegma

its baiscally another word for calling someone very cool
Ur koala:so ohio skibidi smegma
Ur pet:urmm what the sigma
by jsanormal_person124okie September 24, 2024
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