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Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.
It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.
by IrishUndaground June 26, 2022
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rowing (or crew) is one of the hardest sports there is. racing is pushing yourself to the absolute max and then pushing further. you can't take a quick break for a sip of water you can't take a breather no, you keep on going even if your legs feel like they are gonna fall of even if your blisters after are the size of bottle caps. you keep on going. other sports will tell you that rowing is calming and not that physical. ask those people have they ever had to take their hands back together. ask them if they have been hit in the face by an oar. ask those people have they pushed them selves so much that they throw up after their competitions. ask them do they wake up at half 4 to get to a bone breaking practice.

i guarantee that they will say no .
rowing is hard.
by someveryboredperson. July 3, 2022
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Pressing two fists together with your pinky fingers extended and moving in and out of someones butthole like a rowing machine. Can be done seated or standing , similar to that Korean childs game dongchim, or Japanese for dongchimi .
She stuck her asshole out and he was just rowing that brown choclate fudge,
If some decided to go rowing on my asshole, they arent my friend for very long.
by Rower123 October 12, 2022
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Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.
by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023
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someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're too disappointed to even say their name, particularly when referring to transphobes.
"I thought he was nice but turns out, he's such a Rowling. I'm glad I cut him off, I don't need that type of negativity in my life."
by Cloudthehomo January 26, 2023
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Rowling: someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name (unspeakable disappointment)
A: Did you hear what that rowling did?
B: No, I didn’t. What was it?
A: It’s unspeakable what that TRANSPHOBE did…
by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023
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A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).

For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
Jeremy and I had a steamy rowing session last night.
by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023
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