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Roommatetionship

A person that is your roommate but not your friend or in a romantic relationship with you. They can either be hated or just be around to help make rent cheaper. Simply you only have the relationship of being roommates.
"Samantha and I are in a roommatetionship."

"I don't hate Lenny, we are in a roommatetionship."
by Mollz12 January 13, 2009
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roommatey

noun- A roommate that is a fellow pirate
"Dude, why were you and your roommate out plundering last night?"
"Because we're roommateys"
by DickNuden August 30, 2011
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Room Mate

antonym of stranger, the room mate - to lie on one's stomach until your dick falls asleep then to proceed giving one's self a handjob, giving one the sensation of jacking someone else off.
My real roommate was out of town so i decided to roommate myself, it was great
by solecize November 28, 2003
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angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.
Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.
by roberto mclean July 22, 2006
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roomate agreement

the agreement beetween Lenard and Sheldon on "The Big Bang Theroy" That has crazy rules made by sheldon, but refuses to follow them sometimes
Sheldon: if you would just read and sign the roomate agreement

Lenard: Sheldon your crazy

(bazinga)
by Walter's wife October 19, 2012
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Roommated

When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.
"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."
by RubbaDubBub October 5, 2015
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Roommatecel

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex
After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel
by D Flawless May 28, 2022
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