Rita Book

The position when one penetrates a woman's anus while slithering and making slurping sounds.

Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.

by Josh Holnagel October 18, 2014

RITarded

Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.

Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.

by fjfjfj March 22, 2008

rita bowling

A wonderful, smart, adorable person whom I love and live for.

Rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.

by Niles January 19, 2004

Ritalin

Ritalin makes kids act like lab rats - more compliant, more willing, and able to obey adult commands. Ritalin inhibits exploration, spontanaeity, and overall interest in the environment. It also induces repetitive, meaningless behaviours such as rhythmic head movements, pacing and chewing, picking or rubbing the body.

Over time ritalin will cause drug-induced brain malfunction.

Ritalin is most commonly used for making children obsessed with meaningless robotic activities.

Rodney: There ain't no way in hell you're putting my son on Ritalin -- but I'll take some. How much for five dollars? Let me get a small bag.

by Batdang April 21, 2011

ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.

Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 27, 2015

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016