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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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A few guys get together. They start drinking some kind of alcohol in small glasses (preferably hard alcohol). They throw on a cheesy DVD and don't really watch it but talk through it. If they see something good in the dvd, one or all of them yell out, "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!" and then drink.
Hey Steve... tell Mark that tonight we will have a "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!"
by the white puma October 7, 2007
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She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021
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Rico

Rico is a super sweet and kinda cute or whateva, he had brown eyes and is always in a beanie at the skate park.
Rico loves to skate
by Joe...MOMMA March 22, 2021
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Rico

Rico is a tiktoker guy. he skates and only wears hoodies. he also plays with girls' feelings because he thinks it's okay.
"wait is that Rico? the guy from TikTok" "yeah he's a player though. You should stay away from him"
by xXurbanxgirlXx April 29, 2021
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young rico

young rico is a boy who was trying to find love but the world rejected him until he found a way to become successful in life found a job that pay him 600 a week then change it to part time where he make 300 but he never care about the money cause most of the people that acted like friend they just came to use him for what he had and now he hide everything behind a smile but he always have a plan to make more money day by day either he do it online by creating business are he work but he always smile even if he get use and he never end up broke cause he always had a solution
by young rico 164 November 20, 2023
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Rico

A sexy strong, six-packed male who has a 15 inch penis. He gets all the women and takes them into his room. No one has a bigger dick than a rico. Not even jonah falcon. Rico's are rare and when they are born they often show the sign of a new era.
Oh my god look at his chest! And his dick! Its name must be Rico!
by Mr_Generico6190 November 23, 2021
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