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human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.
My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.
by CMScheids August 12, 2021
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Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.
Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced
by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017
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Rogan’s Razor

The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”

-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
by falkenlaser February 8, 2022
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Spin the Razor

Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.
You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!
by MrSuccMaster April 17, 2018
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Razor Tuff

Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool
Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"
by Bwianman December 29, 2011
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Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
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Razor Rida

The emo kid who rolls with u, who sometimes gets annoying with his depressing veiws, but will always have your back when shit gets rough.
Johnny is my Razor Rida...
by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011
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