Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Dirty Randall

When you put your asshole in your partners face

He’s giving the dirty Randall to Fiona on the sporch

by Teeto September 23, 2022

Randall Middle School

ur mom

ur mom goes to randall middle school

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021

Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.

NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"

by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friends’ happiness.

The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.

by EZ54321 February 27, 2025

Jackson Randal

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.

Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL

by XORGBORG February 20, 2022