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punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)
After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.
by Whipshock May 2, 2005
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Pupil Punching

When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.
Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."
by Invader287 November 9, 2012
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Punching babies

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".
"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"
by Kaaaaaren December 19, 2008
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cunt puncher

"Cunt Puncher" is basically a slang term for FISTING. A "CUNT PUNCHER" is the dominant party who does the actual "cunt punching"(fisting). Fisting is when you literally fit your fist into someone's vag or ass and use it for penetration. In this particular forinstance, this act can apply to straight, lesbian, or trans sex.
Example 1:
Jodi loved to fist girls all the time at her boarding school. That's why when she turned 18 she had "CUNT PUNCHER" tattooed on her arm!

Example 2:
Jason came twice before he decided to use his hands on Laura. She was so open he could fit his entire hand up her pussy. Laura clamped down hard around his wrist. He never knew that cunt punching could be so enjoyable!
by FIST MASTER October 21, 2007
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Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.
Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.
by Frank da tank August 23, 2006
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Bonus Hole Puncher

Now that the updated Google search name for vagina will be called a "Bonus Hole", the name for penis should be updated as well.

Henceforth the penis shall be called,

The Bonus Hole "Puncher".
Lights dimmed, panties down to her ankles and the bonus hole moments away, Rufus is now Suzy's new bonus hole puncher!
by hatrancho June 30, 2023
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