pubeapplr

A shaving device that you can carry around, disguised as an applr

Person 1: "Have you gotten the new pubeapplr yet? You can get it at target or walmart or at a McDonalds as a toy for your little child."
Person 2: "No, I'll go check it out. Maybe my 2 year old son will get one."
Person 1: " DUDE?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PUBEAPPLR IS?!"
Person 2: "If you can get it at McDonalds, then it must be for them hairy kids pubes."
ORR
*At a Wedding*
Groom: "Crap! I forgot my Pubeapplr!"

by loverdearestpubeapplr December 28, 2013

Pube Queen

Shane Dawson, the famous YouTuber, calls Simsimi, the chatting bot, a "Pube Queen", since she really looks like pubes wearing a crown.

Shane: Hey Pube Queen!
Simsimi: Stop calling me a Pube Queen Shane!

by NozhanA April 12, 2014

Puber

A pube you find in an Uber

"Hey look a puber!"

by Hanwen September 3, 2016

Pubernating

The action of being in Puberty.

I am Pubernating.

I was Pubernating.

I am about to start Pubernating.

by KingTuxWH April 22, 2018

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

pube rug

A hairstyle that occurs when a man’s hair is curly on top but shaved on the sides, hence it appears that pubes are growing on the top of his head.

Dude, check out that guy’s pube rug! What a douchebag!

by AHS2UCLA August 27, 2021

blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016