provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...

Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.

by H slur May 12, 2022

provide thee succ

Very famous sentence spoken by a random Dark Souls 3 character that could be really misunderstood if used out of context, especially because the character that uses this expression is a thot

"If I can PROVIDE THEE SUCCour, only tell me how"

by provide thee succ August 16, 2017

Puddle service provider

A failed cloud service provider.

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.

by Mrfacto November 03, 2021

The Provider Manuever

Sticking your dick through a food item during a blowjob, to ensure that the giver is receiving the proper nutrients and able to have a little bite while giving you a massive BJ.

It's so awesome

"Bro... Last night when I was D-P ing Jessica, I gave her The Provider Manuever. She was so grateful for it"
"What food did you pick?"
"Crunchwrap."

by theclunk November 20, 2022

Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies

Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

by Clickbait592 May 14, 2019

The providence twister

The providence twister is when you wrap your legs around a girl, twist your dick up, and cum. When you cum, it sprays out in a twister way. Of course its from rhode island

"Yo Johnny i used the providence twister on that slut Sally!"

"Dude. Thats my sister..."
"Dude i know, were brothers.."

by joemama12345433467654567654345 November 08, 2020

Provide

What Afas is meant to do, but fails to do repeatedly

For example, “afas, please can you provide chicken choking for me?” “Yes”. And then, he fails to do so.

by Cb9000 October 27, 2022