Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

proper tilted

When you get passed the point of tilted (screaming at a video game) and move into the stages of throwing your controller and smashing tv's that's what proper tilted is.

I'm getting fucking proper tilted my guy!!! *breaks controller*

by Lt. Halfpipe August 7, 2017

Proper slothin'

To be bragging about that you look haggard

A girl goes to school, with hair a mess, and wearing sweats. ''i'm Proper slothin' today bhys''

by Lollipop1234567890 November 25, 2010

Proper Obsessive

Someone that have an intuitive feeling of the delta between reality and the theoretical optimum.
He obsesses over inadequate or ineffective things or processes in a healthy way until they find a solution.
These guys are the bringer of change.

Hey man, have you seen the new manager? he is a proper obsessive, he completely rewrote the project guidelines and it's awesome.

by Noob Psyborg March 29, 2023

The Proper People

The Proper People, two urban explorers who explore abandoned places. Some of the best URBEX on YouTube.

Did you watch the new video by The Proper People?

by anonymous May 8, 2022

proper dump

a proper dump is when you take a crap and it's formed correctly. no anal mudslide, no liquor-scented diarrhea, no ass gremlins. no constipation, no screaming in pain as your asshole rips open from a week's worth of backed up rectal granite. no asshole in the other stall causing you to clench up while they try to converse with you, no sitting on a toilet soaked in some dickhead's piss, no boss hollering at you to quit looking at facebook on company time while you pinch off or time limits. no greasy composition that takes half a roll of toilet paper to remove from your anal hole, no splashing up crap-water all over your nut bag.

just a nice, painless, stinky loaf that drops in with a gentle splashdown, and quick, clean wipe, leaving you satisfied and ready to continue your day.

i just took a proper dump and man, i feel great.

by kinky_donkey_punch69 June 24, 2016