prostoclanotamy

the rush one gets after pooping, often felt after constipation, or with oversized poops.

when i finally released my bowels i felt the greatest prostoclanotamy of my entire life!!

by smooj smoojington June 19, 2010

proctonomics

The science of using rectally produced data points to form a basis of opinion of correlation.

The deadline of two weeks came after management engaged in some proctonomics to estimate the workload.

by OCH October 15, 2012

proctologically resourced

Information pulled from ones ass.

He proctologically resourced all of what he said.

by rek0v3r May 24, 2014

protocall

protocall, a word to describe someone that made a grammar error

its protocall

by Tacocriips July 30, 2021

protocall

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.

I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.

by hajibi May 27, 2022

Proctology

The study of legal anal rape.

Proctology fucking sucks. I just got raped because of it.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 9, 2022