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Sailor's Morning Prayer

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
by bwaaaah October 8, 2009
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prayer

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.
Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.
by A-Bag 777 August 12, 2012
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Preber

Either a genetically challenged humanoid or someone who likes to rape rabbits like Robin.

Usually spelt with an accent above the "e" ; Préber
"You sick Préber! Why the rabbit!? WHY FLOPSY!?!?"
by Greg Bowler November 18, 2004
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Precetate

Takes precedence over everything else..
On the sinking Titanic women and children would precetate other on board loading the escape rafts.
by Wysteria Wolfe October 15, 2017
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Pree

Pree: Stalking, Watching, & Searching someone you don’t like either on a social networking site like Instagram, Triller , TikTok, Facebook with no intention of showing them Support or Acknowledgement
Why They Wanna Pree on Me - Cleopatra

Smiling back when they pree - Drake
Y pree? Y pree? - Millionz
Dem ah pree me - Burna Boy

Bombaclat they wanna pree me - Sneakbo
Pree man suh - Busy Signal
by Thecleopatraway February 27, 2021
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fuck prayer

As you climax you realize your fornicating with a diseased stranger so you scream “Jesus take the wheel” as you cum.
I hope you sent out a fuck prayer when you banged out that dirty prostitute named sparkle.
by Dick nose boner biscuit October 19, 2017
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thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!
by badword666 October 25, 2020
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