Brian Peppers

One of the biggest internet sensations known to man. He is a role model to many a' people around the world. He is a convicted sex offender in Ohio. He suffers from "crouzon's syndrome", making him that much more ugly. His face kind of looks like if you took a pumpkin, a cat, and a squash and put it all in a bag, then beat the everloving hell out of it with a baseball bat until it stops moving. When you take it out you get, Brian Peppers. Acording to files he resides in a place called "White House Rehab" in Ohio. Yet when you call there to ask for him, they tell you that there is no such person living there. We all know they are lying because the government told them to.

1. I went to Brian Peppers house today. He touched me then I got the fuck out of there because his face looks like a pumpkin.

2. Person 1: "The people at white house rehab said that hes not there"
Person 2: "They are a bunch of lying son of bitches, we are going to raid it and get him out of there."

by Mitch Tersteg November 21, 2006

York Peppermint Patty

An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.

John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?

Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.

by Unerappriciated November 22, 2011

Dr. Pepper

Should be arrested.

I dont think Dr. Pepper is qualified to be a soft drink...

by Zero January 3, 2004

step peppers

Step peppers refers to a white person's Black "step" relatives. The term step pepper can be used by white family members when speaking of a step-parent or a step-brother/sister who is Black. The term originated in 2011 during a broadcast of Eric's Awesome Show on Adult Swim (Cartoon network's late night programming schedule). It was used during a skit in which a funeral was being held, as the preacher addressed each of the relatives of the deceased.

White person 1 My dad married Sha'queentia and she gots four kids so now I gots 5 step peppers!

White person 2 I'm glad my mom's new husband Tyrone doesn't have any kids. I only have one. And he's not even a full pepper...he is only half-Black.

White person 1 Dag, yo! I be wishin' I be you!

White person 2 Well, at least you're learning Ebonics.

White person 1 Right dat!

by Whitey the Cracker October 12, 2011

Dr. Pepper

Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.

I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

Arguably the greatest rock album ever, it changed music forever. Taking 129 days to record only 13 tracks. Released in June 1967. It won numerous Grammy's that year including album of the year. Paul McCartney wrote most of the songs on the album. The hits include 'Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band', 'With a little help from my friends', 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' or 'A day in the life'. But really all 13 tracks are excellent.

Turn Sgt. Pepper's up!!! I love this wack crap.

by bEATLe_PauL June 8, 2005

Dr. Pepper

The act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor.

Well I was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest Dr. Pepper I've ever had

by Geometric lover August 14, 2010