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Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.
Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.
by David Kinglord November 21, 2006
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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Prai

People with this name are usually the sweetest people on earth. Shy but super kind they are always loyal and have your back. Fun to hang out with and Patient, people with this name are the best to be friends with.
Hey did you talk to Prai yet? she’s so nice

Dude, Prai is always so patient with me
by thqh3598 November 21, 2021
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pray

address a prayer to God or another deity
used as a preface to polite requests or instructions.
"the whole family are praying for Michael"
by oejnfn123456 February 2, 2022
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Eat, Pray, Loving

The act of traveling alone to another country on a whim to find oneself, especially after going through a difficult time. Normally associated with pictures posted all over on Facebook of everything they eat and see while abroad.
Person 1: “Have you heard from Mike since he got fired?”

Person 2: “From his Facebook story it looks like he’s been Eat, Pray, Loving around Montréal.”

Person 1: “Oh dear. Well at least he can collect unemployment
by SomethingThatIsNotInUse June 3, 2023
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stuff and pray

When a man attempts to insert his flaccid penis into a woman's vagina in hopes it will get hard so he can have sex.
I had whiskey dick real bad, a wet noodle, so I did the old stuff and pray.
by Tilt22 December 21, 2012
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Praying in public

But it ISN'T that.
Hym "You're analogizing praying in public with the thing they are doing which means they aren't actually violating the principles of the moral system to which you pretend to subscribe. You have pretend (literally) they are violating your moral principles because you aren't actually capable of expressing why they are wrong. I (on the other had) DO NOT DO THAT. You're a dishonest piece of shit and I am not, Jordan."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
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