The Harry Potter (n. & v.):
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
by The Gasm June 17, 2007
Get the The Harry Pottermug. some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. May 12, 2007
Get the harry pottermug. When you're doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. Then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!"
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 1 : I heard about your girlfriend. Why'd you break up?
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
by Slord January 10, 2010
Get the The Harry Pottermug. amazing, good looking, simp of a pure blood gryffindor, and the mom friend
oh and the father of the chosen one but meh
oh and the father of the chosen one but meh
by maraudersandpietrostan June 24, 2022
Get the James Pottermug. The best book and movie series of a lifetime. About a kid who gets a scar when his parents are killed and then he turns 11, goes to school, and gets into a lot of weird and magical shit with his two best friends, the dummy and the know-it-all
Person 1: OMG Harry Potter is the best, have you not read it?
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
Person 2: No, is it really that good?
Person 1: Yeah, bitch. What have you done with your life!!! We can’t be friends if you haven’t read Harry Potter
by HarryPotter#1Fan February 5, 2019
Get the Harry Pottermug. by Pervert Cat May 23, 2014
Get the 'arry pottermug. After a messy anal experience, one pulls out, taps the "receiver" on the shoulder. When he/she turns around, he/she receives a firm and messy cock-tap on the forehead, leaving a brown mark resembling the scar on the fictional wizard's forehead.
by El Gromo September 15, 2010
Get the Harry Pottermug.