Potato

Potato is a legendary food consumed by gods and angels. It is said that it could bring destruction upon nations that did not produce it nor consume it. It is considered by some as a great god in itself as it manifests god-like power when consumed or cooked using appropriate methods.

Oh my god, it is a potato

by Potato is great May 3, 2020

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by Lpskitten July 27, 2017

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The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.

Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.

by Tragicc February 16, 2019

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