Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

porcelain challenge

An extremely dangerous trend where you grind up old china and snort it.

Person 1: have you heard of the porcelain challenge?

Person 2: yeah, two people have died and 7 hospitalized.

by ChildProgeny October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

A trend started in late 2022 involving snorting ground up china. This trend was widely participated in and resulted in massive amounts of hospitalizations and deaths.

Brandon and I did the porcelain challenge last week. Best trend ever

by Harry114 October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

A TikTok challenge wherein teenagers crush up porcelain and snort it in attempt of getting some sort of high

“dude, Johnny attempted the Porcelain Challenge last night, he’s in the hospital.”
“what a fucking moron”

by doorknobeater October 2, 2022

porcelain challenge

Mostly done by Gen Z, When someone grinds up antique china into fine powder and snorts it like nose candy

1: “Did you hear about Gen Z doing the porcelain challenge?”
2: “ yeah my kids did it to my best china”

by Kseungmin October 2, 2022

Porcelain Dope

A real ass white girl that’s fine as shit with immaculate vibes.

Hannah is porcelain dope! Sttbm

by Godly4u March 13, 2022

Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022