Lil Pony

A man who acts straight but is clearly homosexual and commits acts of infidelity.

I know Tony is married but Ive been seeing him all up Ronnies ass. He is acting like such a Lil Pony.

by angd May 19, 2020

pony cake

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.

(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.

by ConyPake July 6, 2010

Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

by Pants Partly November 24, 2010

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

by Mav4545 January 5, 2014

Orange Pony

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.

by TW1138 August 16, 2018

Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

by atyson February 11, 2020

Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.

John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.

by Spider Viater December 15, 2011