A tattooed lowlife with dreadlcoks wanted for sexual assault that typically runs a vape shop and insults girls on Tinder.
"I met this guy online and I was super excited to grab coffee... but turns out he's a TOTAL Pete."
"Jake got too drunk last night and tried to grope some minors in his vape cloud, he's turning into a real Pete."
"Jake got too drunk last night and tried to grope some minors in his vape cloud, he's turning into a real Pete."
by bigmikeypontiffe September 29, 2018
Pete Yorn is one of the greatest songwriters ever. You've probably heard "For Nancy ('Cause It Already Is)" or "Come Back Home" on the radio. His first album, musicforthemorningafter, is one of the greatest records ever made.
by sonny-boy August 20, 2003
by Freestylez October 05, 2018
by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 02, 2021
The fastest player in all of backyard sports. He is very similar to Forest Gump in his physique, speed, southern accent, and stupidity. He lacks skill in all sports, but his speed makes him an essential pickup for your team.
by Jcon1000 March 03, 2014
by izzo February 12, 2005
A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.
"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."
"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."
"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."
by Elliot Selwood August 06, 2008