Definitions by Jcon1000

Pete Wheeler 

The fastest player in all of backyard sports. He is very similar to Forest Gump in his physique, speed, southern accent, and stupidity. He lacks skill in all sports, but his speed makes him an essential pickup for your team.

Damn, Pete Wheeler just stole every base after bunting to get on first.

Pete Wheeler by Jcon1000 March 12, 2014