by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.
by Dam M December 29, 2019

That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.
My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.
by Fionna Schwab January 5, 2020

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016

by Skkkkrate November 15, 2023

The genre of modern Christmas pop music that takes over the airwaves at midnight on November 1st and is led by Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas is You.
by Mewstro July 12, 2018

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.
*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016
