pb rage

pb rage is when you get fooled by a 13 yr old egirl that claimed she was 15. your fists go right through the monitor you start beating the fuck out of your mom while your dad watches cuz hes a beta. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

person 1: im raging my pb rage is going wild i just might punch a hole in my monitor

person 2: why?

person 1: i died in a video game and a 13 year old egirl told me she was 15 :(

by JorgeFujimoto March 15, 2022

pbs and chill

Watching PBS while your girlfriend falls asleep on the sofa.

I wanted Netflix and chill but all I got was PBS and chill.

by old sucka January 21, 2017

PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.

Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.

by TommyHaych March 12, 2005

PB&J

The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.

Honey, break out the tarp, we're gonna get our PB&J on tonight.

by Mampar June 16, 2011

PB and Vajayjay

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly up a woman's vagina to be sucked back out and consumed.

Mary was so kinky last night. I even gave her a PB and Vajayjay.

by Mr. Linguini October 3, 2011

PB & C

Penut butter and cock.

We're all out of PB & J. How about a PB & C?!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman April 2, 2011