Pandemic Conspirititis

Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.

Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis

by Jandice411 October 25, 2022

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Pandemic 10

Someone who looks better with a mask on.

Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.

by Shmelliot April 20, 2021

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Pandemically

To describe something that is huge, contagious and easy to spread across the world because it is so good.

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Due to the pandemic

I am pandemically blessed. My shipment has been pandemically delayed.

by Skye Quotes August 10, 2020

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Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by September 06, 2023

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pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

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