Spicy Pasta

The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".

Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles

Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.

Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.

Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole

The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.

Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"

by TheSpiceiNNNator February 18, 2017

pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 03, 2022

pp pasta

Pp pasta

You smell like Pp pasta.

by Foot shoe October 12, 2019

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man May 17, 2012

pasta butt

Pasta butt is something that occurs when a person eats to much pasta and it all goes to their butt and they get a really abnormally shaped butt known as pasta butt

Wowwww did you see so and so!? They have a pasta butt now

I can’t believe how much pasta they have been eating, they’re definitely going to get pasta butt

by Dr burgstein September 26, 2022

cacky pasta

pronounced Caaacky Paaasta, emphasize on the "a"
a delicious pot or bowl of pasta prepared for you by drunk, loving family members. Always a good way to brighten your day. Don't doubt the cacky pasta.

Here, grandpa, I made you some cacky pasta to lift your spirits.

by han-job January 02, 2011