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Ofer

Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.
1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"

1."Ofer"

1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"
by Xyntec December 1, 2020
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stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.
To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.
by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010
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doofer oofer

a name I call myself.
by doofy January 20, 2004
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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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offers

Meaning off of something. For example to stop taking drugs. Mainly used by South London 'yout'!
Nah man, im offers all dat stuff.

Nah bruv, i dont blaze no more, im offers all dat stuff.
by W Malker September 3, 2005
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onner-offer

a female, who on some days you want to be on her and on other days you want to be off her
hey man, you bangin that girl over there?
It really depends, shes an onner-offer
by SteveSmith2009 April 8, 2009
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offertunity

a blend of opportunity and offer usable in promotional advertising.we haven't yet used the word.
xyz store's unique offertunity.
come.make the best use of it.
by unoriter August 11, 2009
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