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Wizard Sleeves

1) A nauseatingly floppy set of vaginal lips, usually attributable to over-penetration of the cunt. The skin is left to hang between the woman's thighs, never to please again.

2) A fine leather coming from aforementioned vaginal lips.

3) Fabric covering a Wizard's arms, sometimes made from aforementioned leather.
1) When we're having sex, I love when my girl whips me in the chest with her wizard sleeves. Shits so hot.

2) Children, what do you know about Wizard Sleeves?

3) These damn wizard sleeves keep dragging in my tuna pot pie, I need to get them hemmed!
by Jon of Hilton July 14, 2009
mugGet the Wizard Sleevesmug.

Lightning sleeve

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve
by Chadathon January 26, 2022
mugGet the Lightning sleevemug.

Sleeve vagina

A sleeve vagina is a sleeve filled with vaginal fluid or lube overflowing at the parts of the palm and wrist. Giving a sleeve vagina is similar to a handjob with the risk of ruining your clothes.
Guy 1: So what happen after we left last night?
Guy 2: After you left we've decided to have sex, after a few rounds she decided to give me a sleeve vagina.
McDonald's employee: Are you ready to order sirs?
by Whythefucc69 March 24, 2020
mugGet the Sleeve vaginamug.

Up the sleeve

A variant of the phrase "in the closet" specifically for asexuals (aka "aces") concealing their sexual orientation from others.
My parents don't know I'm an ace. I'm still up the sleeve.
by ThePipYay November 8, 2021
mugGet the Up the sleevemug.

sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything
Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings
by scs_4 January 19, 2014
mugGet the sausage sleevemug.

Warlock Sleeve

When a females vagina is so loose, it looks like a Warlock Sleeve.
You’re girls southern region looks like a Warlock Sleeve.
by CooterThug69 June 18, 2019
mugGet the Warlock Sleevemug.

Beat Sleeve

A cloth used for masturbation. Can keep the ejaculate from defiling other nearby objects/furniture.
Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.
by Martropolis March 9, 2010
mugGet the Beat Sleevemug.

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