by Biiirdy March 04, 2015
1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners
see poser
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners
see poser
1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"
Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"
Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...
by Sk8forfun October 08, 2007
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
by My name January 23, 2006
1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.
Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.
by Gvid September 30, 2007
by Yeet84mickey July 10, 2019
A skateboarder who loves to brag about the tricks or stunts they have/can do. They will often defend, to the death, the claims they make.
"Oh. My. God, you guys. I totally landed a switch hard-flip down a five-stair yesterday!"
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."
by The Original Guitar Hero May 24, 2007
Sticks that you drill into a skateboard that are similar to wax used for any grind with the middle section of your board.
Skater #1: fuck dude I ate shit trying to backside boardslide the handrail at the library.
Skater #2:Maybe because those skate rails are slick and you slid out.
Skater #2:Maybe because those skate rails are slick and you slid out.
by Jokurrassfoo July 28, 2014