ole kristian

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg

"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"

by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020

The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

by demonblaster March 14, 2009

Ole Remmy

A very passionate and taboo form of a typical rim job. After anal sex, the pitcher proceeds to insert his or her tongue deep within the catcher's anus inorder to "lick out" excess semen within his or her rectum.

For our anniversary I gave my wife an Ole Remmy.

by Remmy kasili February 11, 2009

Ol Henry

when you take your poop and smear it along your friends side burns. to the rest of the facial hair to look like a big brown fluffy beard

exp #1 mike was so drunk last night i gave him an Ol Henry.

#2 today is a nice day to give Ol Henry a visit

#3 smell that? gross Ol Henry must be near.

by soadmetro February 15, 2013

ole miss

We're not snobs. We're just better than you. Go to hell, LSU.

I went to Ole Miss beause I'm too smart for State and too broke for Vandy.

by Rainee Sue February 13, 2005

The Ole' Soroky

The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.

After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.

As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!

Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.

by huston nut June 16, 2010