obese narcissist

A person, usually named after a toilet paper brand whose existence is more useless then toilet paper, an obese narcissist trys to emulate a samoan version of Heather and spends every dollar they earn at the slots, They protect pedophiles at all cost, and resort to open ended threats of violence to control their children and others around them.

Charmen, stop telling the kids Travis's uncle is a hells Angels so they will let Quintin molest then, you obese narcissist.

by Chunkyspice October 26, 2022

Obese Pelican

Horrible Youtuber with a large penis

Wow obese pelican has such a large penis

by ObesePelican June 17, 2019

Obese-tiality

Any kind of sexual act involving an overweight animal

He must have a bad case of obese-tiality cuz he only fucks fat pigs.

by Ceez1376 February 3, 2019

Obese Cat

An obese cat is a cat that is very large and eats all the cat biscuits plus his family. His penis is shaped like a small stubby big toe.

Oh no not that fat fuck again. That obese cat ate my family last time

by Big Chungus Cat July 23, 2019

obese heat

When a fat man sweats near his genital area and the skin on the inner thighs start to chafe.

I went for a run but my fat smelly ass got obese heat

by Dickassholeappletreevagina November 29, 2014

overly obese

people who can roll like balls

random dude: yo look at that ball
sexy woman: omg thats so mean thats a fat person uh correction overly obese

by Horny for fish June 15, 2021

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019