No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.
by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003
Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.
by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018
Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.
by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 04, 2009
you're such a numpty muffin
by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021
by Tanqueesha March 02, 2019
Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.
by LesleyDianna February 22, 2012