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nooty tooties

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.
Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"
by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005
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notmyfriends

A term used for someone who is "too good" for everyone that's around him, either in reality or in his own mind.
Oh my god, that guy is such a 10. He is totally a notmyfriends.

Yeesh, check out that notmyfriends over there, he thinks he's all that, but he is not.
by chika eh August 1, 2007
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nottingham

Gun crime capital of the UK. Basically wheras in other cities you need to carry a knife to get any respect in Notingham you nust carry a gun, if not to look cool just for fucking protection against the twat ass rudeboys. In other words the best god dam city in the world. Also near Ilkeston or Cracktowm UK
"Dude did you hear about the dude that got shot in Nottingham?"
"Which one"
by Angry rage dude November 15, 2005
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nitty gritty

According to "Nacho Libre" "nitty gritty" means to get down to the facts of life and really find out what your woman wants.
by RyanJones September 6, 2008
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natty ice

what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid
"god damn, this natty ice really tastes like piss, i should have stuck with keystone"
by bither January 11, 2009
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nottingham

Although it has its bad points, Nottingham is the worlds best city, yes we may have our bad points but at the end of the day what city doesnt, the only difference which makes Nottingham top, is the great deal of love & pride that each and every resident has for living in such a great city & how many people would fly our flag & wear our shirt to show everyone that we support Nottingham & Nottingham Forest with pride & honour!
Nottingham =)
We’re on the march for Cloughie’s army
We’re all going to Wem-ber-leeeee!
And we’ll really shake ‘em up
When we win the FA Cup
‘Coz Forest are the greatest football team!
by Hayley T May 31, 2007
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Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
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