bob

hello my name is bob and bobert is my wife

i like to fuck bobs little bobert

by bob bert December 4, 2019

Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.

Bob smells really really good!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Bob

A name used for naming anything or anyone you don't know the name of, you forgot the name of or you don't want to tell somebody else the name of.

Why of course I can tell you their name... It's Bob
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.

by DorritoPapyrus November 26, 2018

Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.

A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.

by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Bob

A great name.

Did you see Bob’s hat?

by Hi489 November 20, 2018

Bob

The meaningof bob being from another bob planet.

Bob

by Bob the gof February 14, 2019

Bobs

bobs is a kid friendly verison of YOU KNOW

why are you showing your bobs?

by DectionaryBoy March 14, 2023