Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.

Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something

by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020

Noah

Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.

Woah Noah is being such a turkey

by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019

Noah

Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,

person 1
who you staring at

person 2

the pengest guy in school
both
NOAHHHHH

by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019

noah

noah is such a cool guy

noah is such a cool guy

by urnannoah March 1, 2021

Noah

Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...

Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga

by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019

Noah

Noah is nice, athletic, super funny, loves baseball and will do any thing for his girlfriend he’s one of the hottest guys you’ll ever meet and he’s definitely one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he’s a great best friend sometimes weird but we all love he weirdness he’s super friendly and is best friends with girls and guys he will cheer you up when ever your sad and is the best boy friend any girl could ever ask for if you get the chance to meet a Noah I’ll know you’ll love him the way I do. NEVER EVER let him go you’ll DEFINITELY regret it

Megan- I’m so lucky to have a Noah in my life

by Anonymous2213 June 10, 2019

Noah

Noah is a tall guy. Like, insanely tall. It pretty much makes up his entire personality. He clearly plays basketball, but he isn't a jock. He tends to be a bit of a nerd, and usually wears big bulky glasses. Despite these flaws, he's a great friend, and fun to hang out with.

Wow Noah, how tall ARE you? Do you play basketball?

by Zappo2000 January 12, 2021