Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging

Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag

by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014

Waldo

A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.

"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"

by KillerNinja0718 July 17, 2020

Furry Waldo

Micro penis shrouded with excessive pubic hair. To the point where it can not be seen

G.G. Allin had such a small penis if he grew out his pubic hair he’d have a furry waldo

by Punkfreak868 November 17, 2025