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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
by JormanThoad September 1, 2017
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Nevaeh

Nevaeh is heaven spelt backwards. She can sometimes have a temper but if you stick around she can be as snuggly as a blanket. She has a big heart and has a dog
Wow look how beautiful nevaeh is today
by *- Queen Tentacion-* January 17, 2019
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Nevaeh

Nevaeh is a person you can belive in. Someone you can trust with all your heart. She will be the best friend you will ever have. She has beautiful hair and a beautiful smile. She is outgoing and loves to be around people. But most of all she has a caring heart that amybody can love.
Nevaeh is so nice!
by Heaven/flatt April 2, 2019
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well I never

1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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Nevaeh

Oh look how gorgeous Nevaeh looks today
by Queen.❤️ June 27, 2018
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Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

An amazing brew of beer that is made in Chico, California. Is easily one of the best American beers out there because it actually has taste. 5.6% Alcohol content means that you get drunk faster than if you were drinking a Bud light(2.5%), and it has all natural ingredients
Me: Hey what are you guys drinking?
Typical Bro: Coors light man.
Nascar Fan: A Budweiser, the king of beers.
Me: Wow, you two must like men...
Me: Drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
by RealMenComeFromEurope April 29, 2006
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